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Sunday, June 19, 2011

She wants you to do WHAT??!

So i got two more emails requesting advice! *go me!* I'm gonna tackle the oddest one first. I hope and pray I don't offend anyone but I probably will so...ehh.

Dear Chanel

Whats up girl? Alright, I got one for you. I have a man. We've been together since high school, 2002. No we arent married cuz I dont even wanna fuck things up like that. Why fix what's not broken, right?? Anyway, so my twin sister is single and really wants to have a baby. Her and my man do what they do every so often. I have no problems with it. But now that shes talkin having babies, i'm a little afraid that she will want me to be okay with him being her babies father. I'm not okay with that. I want to be his one and only woman he makes babies with. What do you think I should tell her?

*massive side eye* and a loud chorus of *crickets*


Okay. Let me repeat this to make sure my level of confusion is valid. You have a man who you have been with for almost ten years. (check) You don't wanna get married cuz you don't wanna fix what's not broken (hesitant check) BUT YOUR SISTER IS BANGING YOUR MAN AND YOU DONT CONSIDER THAT BROKEN!? Pause. Alright. I'm not gonna judge. I'm just gonna continue down my line of questioning and then proceed with my advice.

Okay...so you, honest to little baby Jesus, have absolutely NO problems with your sister having sex with your boyfriend? None at all? If so, then okay, let me wrap my mind around that concept and see what good i can be here. Umm...


Well. The only thing I can suggest is- wait... why are you and your sister sharing men?? Why cant she go find someone else?! Im sorry but the thought of having something dipped into me that has been coated in sister juice is uggggh *gag* im so so sorry. I know this is supposed to be a judgment free zone. *sigh* Allow me to collect my senses. Alright. Girl, let me just say that YOU are better than ME. Mm hmm. Okay, now the only thing I can suggest is being straightforward with your sister. Does, your boyfriend wanna do it? If so, then you might be fighting an uphill battle because if they are both in on it AND are having sex...ummm its probably gonna happen whether or not you are in for the ride. But if the luckiest man alive boyfriend is NOT okay with it, then maybe both of you should make that known to your sister and make SURE she gets no more ideas about it. That's really the best I have to offer right now. Talk to her to see what she's thinking. Talk to your man to see if yall are on the same page. Then set some boundaries. Otherwise...this will become the thing Jerry Springer shows were made of. [it actually already is] GOOD LUCK!

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